what about bob?

as i recall, you were going to go to turkey with the peace corps. that didn't happen, but i just wanted to let you know what you were missing; and i think it would be bad ass if you and momma moved to istanbul.

this could be you, bob, bathing in the bospherous.

andy thinks small-boat culture isn't that big here, but you could still make do.

you could be napping in this boat, bob. you could be rocked to sleep and not even care that you have this amazing view of the levent business district, because you get to see it every day.

you could smoke copious amounts of cheap cigarettes while drinking concentrated caffeine in the form of turkish coffee in small cafes along the water.

and, if you're lucky, you could have your very own muslim daughter!